{"id":3364,"date":"2022-07-20T20:35:27","date_gmt":"2022-07-20T20:35:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ornbardur.com\/2022\/07\/20\/um-pukann-og-stallara-hans-lafra\/"},"modified":"2022-07-20T20:35:27","modified_gmt":"2022-07-20T20:35:27","slug":"um-pukann-og-stallara-hans-lafra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/?p=3364","title":{"rendered":"Um P\u00fakann og stallara hans Larfa"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u00fakinn heitir k\u00f3ngur \u00ed r\u00edki nokkru sem heitir Sj\u00fassland og n\u00e6r yfir miki\u00f0 landsv\u00e6\u00f0i, en er f\u00e1t\u00e6kt vegna r\u00e6ningjagjengja sem \u00e6tt hafa um landi\u00f0 \u00e1rum saman. P\u00fakinn er forr\u00edkur \u00fev\u00ed hann hefur fari\u00f0 fyrir r\u00e6ningjunum og opna\u00f0 \u00feeim lei\u00f0ir a\u00f0 bestu kj\u00f6tk\u00f6tlum landsins og l\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 grei\u00f0a fyrir grei\u00f0ann. \u00cd landinu Thule, \u00fear sem h\u00f6fundur \u00feessa s\u00f6gukorns b\u00fdr, eru sag\u00f0ir vera til kunn\u00e1ttumenn \u00e1 sama svi\u00f0i. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/localhost:8081\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/07\/img_1522-1.jpg?w=742\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3363\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<!--more-->\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">P\u00fakinn \u00feolir ekki frelsi. Enginn m\u00e1 hafa s\u00ednar eigin sko\u00f0anir ekki einu sinni \u00ed n\u00e1grannal\u00f6ndum hans. \u00deegar honum l\u00edkar ekki a\u00f0 n\u00e1granna\u00fej\u00f3\u00f0 vilji velja s\u00e9r vini og hafna honum, \u00fe\u00e1 brj\u00e1last P\u00fakinn og Lafri, \u00fej\u00f3nn hans, slefberi hans og hringakyssir. \u00deeir h\u00f6f\u00f0u logi\u00f0 sig inn\u00e1 marga k\u00f3nga \u00ed n\u00e1grannal\u00f6ndum, \u00fear sem f\u00f3lk n\u00fdtur almennra mannr\u00e9ttinda, en n\u00fa hafa k\u00f3ngarnir flestir fatta\u00f0 f\u00f3lin tv\u00f6.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00deegar vinak\u00f3ngar vilja hj\u00e1lpa k\u00f3nginum \u00ed Kornm\u00f6rku sem heitir Slavenski, me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 gefa honum vopn telja \u00feeir, P\u00fakinn og Lafri, a\u00f0 \u00feeir ver\u00f0i a\u00f0 h\u00f6ggva lengra inn \u00ed Kornm\u00f6rku en hinga\u00f0 til. Enginn m\u00e1 hj\u00e1lpa \u00f3vinum \u00feeirra og \u00feegar \u00fea\u00f0 gerist ver\u00f0ur \u00fea\u00f0 \u00feeim a\u00f0 afs\u00f6kun til a\u00f0 drepa fleira f\u00f3lk.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ef K\u00f3ngasamveldi\u00f0 \u00ed \u00e1lfunni me\u00f0 h\u00f6fu\u00f0st\u00f6\u00f0var s\u00ednar \u00ed Bruss\u00f3 hef\u00f0i haft s\u00f6mu hugmyndafr\u00e6\u00f0i hef\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 r\u00e1\u00f0ist \u00e1 Egnlaboss\u00f3 sem valdi a\u00f0 yfirgefa K\u00f3ngasamveldi\u00f0 undir forystu Bj\u00f3r\u00eds, stallara drottningar og fara s\u00edna eigin lei\u00f0ir. S\u00fa gj\u00f6r\u00f0 stallarans \u00ed Englaboss\u00f3 h\u00e9t Kexit og var au\u00f0vita\u00f0 kreis\u00ed a\u00f0ger\u00f0 og kexruglu\u00f0.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En stallari k\u00f3nganna \u00ed K\u00f3ngasamveldinu, \u00daIr\u00edka fr\u00e1 Leiru, sem hefur a\u00f0setur \u00ed Br\u00fass\u00f3, ger\u00f0i \u00fea\u00f0 ekki og missti \u00fev\u00ed af gullnu t\u00e6kif\u00e6ri til a\u00f0 gefa \u00feegnum drottningar \u00ed Englaboss\u00f3 r\u00e6kilega r\u00e1\u00f0ningu me\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 sprengja upp borgir og b\u00e6i og drepa eins margt f\u00f3lk og unnt v\u00e6ri. J\u00e1, f\u00f3lk m\u00e1 bara ekki komast upp me\u00f0 svona kexrugl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Svona fer fyrir svifaseinum k\u00f3ngum og \u00feeirra stallara. En henni til r\u00e9ttl\u00e6tingar er a\u00f0 h\u00fan er \u00ed raun engin brussa \u00fe\u00f3 h\u00fan b\u00fai \u00ed Br\u00fass\u00f3.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En P\u00fakinn og Lafri eru ekki lengi a\u00f0 sn\u00faa \u00f6llu s\u00e9r \u00ed vil \u00fev\u00ed \u00feeir eru b\u00e1\u00f0ir \u00e1 bandi st\u00e6rsta p\u00faka alheimsins, hans sem r\u00e6\u00f0ur \u00ed . . . . . . . (\u00feetta er stafagetraun).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eina lei\u00f0in er kannski a\u00f0 eitra fyrir P\u00fakanum og Lafra og nota til \u00feess efni\u00f0 N\u00fdsjokk sem er sj\u00fasslenskt a\u00f0 uppruna. En kannski er bara au\u00f0veldara a\u00f0 skj\u00f3ta \u00fe\u00e1 me\u00f0 sj\u00fasslenskum riffli af ger\u00f0inni Rassgat\u00edk\u00f3v?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Heyrst hefur or\u00f0r\u00f3mur um a\u00f0 FSB sem t\u00f3k yfir af leyni\u00fej\u00f3nustunni KGB hafi \u00e1 prj\u00f3nunum a\u00f0 senda \u00fe\u00e1 tvo, P\u00fakann og Lafra, \u00ed elsflaug \u00fat \u00ed geiminn, me\u00f0 mi\u00f0a, a\u00f0ra lei\u00f0ina. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u00deetta ku Tatjana eiginkoan ofursta nokkurs hafa hv\u00edsla\u00f0 a\u00f0 Olgu vinkonu sinni me\u00f0 bei\u00f0ni um a\u00f0 segja \u00fea\u00f0 engum.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u00fakinn heitir k\u00f3ngur \u00ed r\u00edki nokkru sem heitir Sj\u00fassland og n\u00e6r yfir miki\u00f0 landsv\u00e6\u00f0i, en er f\u00e1t\u00e6kt vegna r\u00e6ningjagjengja sem \u00e6tt hafa um landi\u00f0 \u00e1rum saman. P\u00fakinn er forr\u00edkur \u00fev\u00ed hann hefur fari\u00f0 fyrir r\u00e6ningjunum og opna\u00f0 \u00feeim lei\u00f0ir a\u00f0 bestu kj\u00f6tk\u00f6tlum landsins og l\u00e1ti\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e1 grei\u00f0a fyrir grei\u00f0ann. \u00cd landinu Thule, \u00fear sem h\u00f6fundur [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-greinar-og-hugvekjur-articles","category-myndlist-my-art"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ornbardur.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}